Eliminating dairy from the fridge

Whoever came up with this idea should watch Fellini's "Temptations of Dr Antonio", I'm sure Anita Ekberg will turn each of you into a milk addict.

Do you still want to give up on dairies?
Open your fridge and prick up your ears: 

"Bevete più latte, il latte fa bene" (Drink more milk, milk is good for you)

Mattress advice needed!

Choosing the right matress is almost like choosing the right Camembert, it's definitely not an online business. The purchase cannot be complete  without the experience of feeling it, touching it, pressing it down, your full body has to be involved in this choice. Wether firm,  soft, squishy, foamy, organic,  padded or with springs you can only go for the one that's best for you.

One thing is sure:  you certainly don't want the gap valley in between the two sides of the bed unless you're ready to give up Camembert talk and sleep on the floor. 

Lost Monkey

I do feel like him sometimes, all these years in New York and still unable to figure out which end of the train I should get on. Front or rear ? All of a sudden my throat gets dry, I totally freak out as if my life were at stake. 

Aren't you like me , so desperate to save those extra precious minutes? 

To tell you the truth depending on which end of the train you're getting on your vision of life might end up being quite different. Once I got on the train with my girls and guess what! I met a ZEBRA. Totally true, from head to toe and for no particular occasion this totally sane lady was dressed up like a zebra. Don't be surprised now if tomorrow you see me as a Monkey in need of directions. Here is a tricky one for you : "Which end of the Q train to the zoo?"

The unflappable nanny

Looking for a nanny ? 
Here is what you should be hunting for. Don't miss her!

She is  fun, caring, gentle, super everything, lovely, wonderful, totally reliable and trustworthy, never raises her voice, vibrant, the best in the known universe,sets up playdates, has super powers when it comes to potty training,

superb cook (healthy too!), responsible, unflappable, dependable, loyal, flexible, super sweet, won't be texting at the playground, attentive, experienced, shows initiative, takes kids out rain or shine, amazing, ideal, plays with kids like a kid, calm, communicative, very mellow, energetic, dedicated, nurturing, calm as a Zen monk, never sick.....

This woman makes me sick.

So now, here is my question : 
Do you want to share her, hire her... rave about her or maybe marry her????
You've got it, she's a readymade Mum!

And the winner is............

and a new word for me is "unflappable"...simply not me!